Ivan: My Sexy Jewish Love
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People that Ivan Resembles

Keanu Reeves

Isn't he so cute?

Madonna

James Van Der Beek

Quotable Quotes

Comments about Ivan's Dog

"I think he should shoot it. Just shoot it and put it out of its misery." - Sajid

"Sajid is always talking about how ugly he is and how bad he smells!" - Kelly

"Ivan and his dog are very close. Ivan often grabs Kay (his dog) by the neck and hugs her tightly, despite the mange." - Nathan

Quotes from Ivan

"Dammit, Abigail" -Ivan(when I grabbed his ass)

VOTES

Do we make a good couple?

yes no I don't know
6 0 7

Do you think Ivan's cute?

yes no no opinion
7 2 3

Do you think I'm cute?

yes no no opinion
9 0 3

How many children should we have?

a girl a boy a girl and boy many more none don't get married no opinion
2 1 4 5 2 1 1

Here's my brother, Mike. I love him, and he loves me. Ivan doesn't understand things like that. *L*

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